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ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?:

darthloachie
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04 Mar 2013 13:58 #64566 by darthloachie

ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?: was created by darthloachie

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.
Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability.
Sex with an OAP - Saga.
Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident.

and finally:
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com

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04 Mar 2013 16:18 #64570 by maverick

Replied by maverick on topic ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?:

:lol:

Jalapeño, IISY?

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Keefe
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04 Mar 2013 16:25 #64571 by Keefe

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darthloachie wrote: Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com

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supergaz
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04 Mar 2013 20:03 #64600 by supergaz

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Hahaha
That made me chuckle.

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GWR
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04 Mar 2013 20:09 #64604 by GWR

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Nice one lol

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