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Grin for the day

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07 Mar 2013 08:59 #64833 by JivingDaddy
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One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.

He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.

"Could you taste this for me, please?"

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. It tasted unpleasant.

"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.

"No, not at all," says the chemist, pulling a face.

"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar"

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07 Mar 2013 09:05 #64834 by GuardianAngel
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:lol::lol::lol:

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07 Mar 2013 14:54 #64850 by vitara_mad
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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07 Mar 2013 16:37 #64855 by Halford
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

:silly:

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