Who said the Scots are TIGHT?

A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy in the
city of Edinburgh.

Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton
bandanna. He unfolds the bandanna to reveal a smaller square silk
handkerchief, which he also unfolds - to reveal a condom!

The condom has a number of rubber repair patches adhering to it.

The chemist holds the condom up to the light and eyes it critically.

With a straight and serious face the soldier asks the chemist, "How much
to repair it?"

"Six pence" says the chemist.

"How much for a new one?" asks the soldier.

"Ten pence" says the Chemist.

The Scottish Soldier painstakingly folds the condom into the small
square silk handkerchief and the cotton bandanna and replaces it
carefully in his sporran. He smartly turns and marches out of the door,
shoulders back and kilt swinging.

A moment or two later the chemist hears a great roar of cheering male
voices go up outside.

The Scottish soldier marches back into the pharmacy and addresses the
Chemist, but this time he has a grin on his face.

"The regiment has taken a vote," he says, "we'll have a new one."

:woohoo:

Lol
It's a variation on the Colonel Custer joke where he haggles with a "lady of the night" about the cost involved in "the pleasure of his company"
As soon as the price is right he goes outside and roars "Company forward! !"

I'm unsure if Custer is descended from Scottish ancestors but the evidence is growing!