Grin for the day

A posh lady board member is being shown around her new hospital by the Matron.

In the first room in the ward, she sees a patient furiously wanking in bed.

"Good Grief!" She exclaims, "That's disgusting! Why is that man wanking in bed?"

"Well," the matron explains, "that man has a rare disease which causes him to make too much semen. If he doesn't relieve himself five times a day, his testicles will explode!"

"Oh I see. That poor man," says the lady.

Moving on to the second room, they look in to see a patient being given a blow job by a nurse.

Shocked, the lady says "This is terrible, what's your explanation for this?"

"He's got the same condition as the first man," replies the matron, "but he's with BUPA."

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NURSE!

:woohoo:

:--D

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here's one in return;

A Japanese couple are having an argument;

Husband says "Sukitaki!"
Wife replies "Kowanini!
Husband says "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees begging "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband replies angrily "Kina tim kouji!"

Look at you sitting there reading this as if you understood Japanese.

Ya daft bastard.

I did. So, yes, I am.