I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, “Never mind son, maybe next year you’ll get a speaking part.”
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