Grin for the day

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember.

:S

A wife came downstairs in the early hours of the morning to find her husband sat on the sofa with his head in his hands looking very upset.........."Whats wrong dear" asked the wife.
Her husband looked up at her, eyes glazed over "remember when we were younger and we got caught in the backseat of my car by your father"
"yes" said the wife with a smile.
husband : "well remeber how your dad flipped out, held a gun to my head and said If we never got married he would have me locked up for 20years"
wife : "yes, I remember"
husband ; " well.......I would have got out today."