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Grin (possibly) for the day

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24 Sep 2013 06:24 #84170 by JivingDaddy
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Scenario :
Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

1965 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

2013 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programmes for 3 months. School governors hold meeting to implement bullying prevention programmes.

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Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1965 - Robbie sent to the office and given six of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2013 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD - result deemed to be positive. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and school gets extra funding from government because Robbie has a disability.

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Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1965 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2013 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care; joins a gang; ends up in jail.

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Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1965 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with. Passes exams, becomes a solicitor.

2013- Police called, car searched for drugs and weapons. Mark expelled from school for drug taking. Ends up as a drop out.

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Johnny takes apart leftover fireworks from Cracker night, puts them in a paint tin & blows up a wasp's nest.

1965 - Wasps die.

2013- Police & Anti-Terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly in an airplane again.

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Johnny falls over while running during morning break and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. She hugs him to comfort him.

1965 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing footie. No damage done.

2013 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy and ends up gay.

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24 Sep 2013 08:38 #84188 by jonesyba420
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: soooooo true in this nanny state of ours.

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24 Sep 2013 09:15 #84191 by Keefe
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:laugh: :laugh:
Bring back 1965!

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24 Sep 2013 09:48 #84194 by JivingDaddy
Replied by JivingDaddy on topic Grin (possibly) for the day
Yes and No.

I got the cane every lunchtime working on the principle that I will have been up to no good and they just didn't catch me. Cheek. Oooh, Vivien and the bike sheds. I wonder what happened to her. Happy days. :cheer:

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