Grin for the day

The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme.
They sent me Diana Ross. :dry:

where have all the jokers gone ?

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again ....... back and forth ..... back and forth .....

in and out ...... in and out.

She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.

Her heart was pounding .... her face was flushed ... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,

"OK, OK! I can't park the BLOODY car! You do it, you SMUG bastard!

:ohmy:

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FYI. Didn't post on Friday as I was travelling. If any of you think "I'll take the family on holiday to Sudan this year". Don't. Just don't. Very friendly people, but....... My lasting impression is of the film of Blackhawk Down!!!

I met a girl in the park last night & there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection.

Her legs went to jelly & she fell at my feet!!.

I'll tell you what these tasers are well worth there money!

:whistle:

I parked my car in a disabled parking space today & a traffic warden shouted at me.......

"Ooooi How are you disabled?"

I said " I've got tourettes now #&#$ off

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