The Easter Bunny

Happy Easter Folks

Subject: The Easter Bunny

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across
the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to
see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is
the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD. The driver feels so awful that he
begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees
a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of
the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM." The
blonde says,"Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and
sprays the contents onto him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw
at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats
this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is
in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turns
the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is) It says, "Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and
adds permanent wave." HappyEaster!!!

Doh

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been f...ing chickens!