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Friday Humour

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25 Oct 2013 06:00 #87844 by ZookFastback
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Elevator:

This morning I was beaten up by a woman.
I was in an elevator when this busty woman got in.

I was staring at her b*obs, when she said, would you please press 1.

So I did.

I don't remember much afterwards.

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26 Oct 2013 00:57 #87991 by ZookFastback
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Husbands eh!:

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed , and as
the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked
around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite
upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that
she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a quiet
voice he said, "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years
ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't
afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that
shop."

He replied,
"Well, I'm in the pub next door."

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26 Oct 2013 16:02 #88042 by darthloachie
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ZookFastback wrote: Husbands eh!:

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed , and as
the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked
around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite
upset because they had a lot to do and hence, she became so worried that
she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a quiet
voice he said, "Do you remember the jewellers we went into about five years
ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't
afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that
shop."

He replied,
"Well, I'm in the pub next door."


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26 Oct 2013 18:05 #88061 by Keefe
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