This noise....

Ok. I've been bareing with it for months and no mechanic has ever seemed to diagnose it. I have to take it to another this weekend.

On normal driving, the suspension is..quiet. Roll over that hole, roll that curb, try to roll over that Honda. And it's good.

But give it a little bit of rain and water splashes under the body and at every acceleration(when it rocks back on accel) and deceleration(when it rocks back forward when lifting off the gas) there is a loud cracking noise and good thing my windows are tinted...pedestrians stare at me like I'm a nuisance.. It would make most people stop in their tracks with fear.

I'm at a lost...I cant tell which side it's coming from either. Front or back or left or right. Or all over.

No one ever had this?

Maybe you can try to spray some siliconoil on all the rubbers from your complete suspension?

Any chance of a sound byte?

I had something like this a few times but those motors had leaf springs and the wet got between the leaves and viola. You don't have a broken spring or spring mount cup do you?