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Know any jokes

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13 May 2012 22:58 - 13 May 2012 23:00 #40199 by jo king
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The missus told me she was having trouble logging out.
I said have you tried Allbran :woohoo:
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14 May 2012 01:07 #40205 by ZookFastback
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Lol :)

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14 May 2012 01:09 #40206 by ZookFastback
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VISIT TO POLAND:

On her recent visit to Poland, German Chancellor Angela Merkel was asked
the following questions on her arrival at the Warsaw airport -

Nationality ? German.
Occupation ? No, visit.

:whistle:

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14 May 2012 07:30 #40213 by darthloachie
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what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
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14 May 2012 09:54 #40222 by Johnniehec
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death!!
John.

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On the 9th day he swapped it for a Jimny.

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14 May 2012 09:55 #40223 by Johnniehec
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

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