BigJimny got me in bother

well thanks a lot BigJimny ... you got me in bother today

after 30 mins of agony getting dragged around the womens clothing dept of M&S this morning, things picked up when we hit the changing rooms and managed to grab a seat in a row of fellow sufferers. :blink:

Out came the smart phone (yes I did eventually move into the 21st century) and I logged onto the forum to while a way some time.

well 15 mins later it struck me she'd been an awfully long time trying on a pair of jeans, but you know what woman are like, so I decided to give her another 10 mins. By then I thought I'd better get the changing room lass to check the missus hadn't collapsed tyring to squeeze into some size 10 jeans, having forgot that she's advanced into a size 14 over the last few years. :whistle:

anyway the lass came back and said she wasn't there :ohmy:

just then a voice shouted behind me "where the bloody hell have you been" ...
well, by now there were about 6 blokes hanging around and everyone burst out laughing .... apart from the missus that is. :blush:

Lol.....Oh dear Halford you are in the dog house :woohoo:

That's minus jimny points for you mate!! :whistle:

Just par for the course Mike innit. :laugh: