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19 Jan 2015 14:10 #135503
by Halford
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A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated that Dr. Bumbutu could enlarge breasts without surgery.
She decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.
Dr. Bumbutu advised her, "Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!"
She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?"
“Yes I am. How did you know”?
He winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock . . .."
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She decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.
Dr. Bumbutu advised her, "Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!"
She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?"
“Yes I am. How did you know”?
He winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock . . .."
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19 Jan 2015 15:36 #135504
by JuanGuillie
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