missing wife

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant : What is her height ?

Husband : Oh, 5 something . . . 

Sergeant :  Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Color of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Color of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : yes.
The husband then starts to cry ...

Sergeant : Could you describe the car sir?

Husband :
It's a '54 plate soft-top Jimny, JimnyBits +3" Diesel front springs on the rear, +3" front springs and spring spacers, giving 4" lift. ORA 4"CC Radius Arms fitted with PolyBush-es JimnyBits Adjustable Panhards JimnyBits-sourced AVO adjustable +4" shock absorbers JimnyBits anti-rollbar disconnect Rockwatt @ RAM Auto Design installed rear ARB Airlocker Rockwatt @ RAM Auto Design installed front Calmini (Vitara) LSD machined to fit RS-Mfg 26 spline front shafts and heavy duty CVs Rockwatt @ RAM Auto Design Rocklobster Transfer Box (with two wheel drive low) and Bucket mount, with- Speedo-ring to correct speedo for the- 235/75/15 Malatesta Kobra remould tyres on Vitara alloys, JimnyBits wheel spacers JimnyBits (ABS) Battery Tray with Odyssey PC1200 winch battery fed by T-Max split charge system ORA front winch bumper with Warrior 8,000lb "High Speed" Winch, dashboard control ORA rear bumper modified to fit round - Rear Towbar adapted to take T-Max 9,500lb rear winch, dashboard and remote control ORA flat-pack roll hoop My trusty old Cobra waterproof bucket seat ARB compressor (for Airlocker) and tyre inflation line ORA sill bars (not fitted yet) JimnyBits rear shock guards ORA radius arm guards JimnyBits fuel tank guard (Genuine) Safari Snorkel BigJimny Breather Kit (and various other parts)

Sergeant : don't worry Sir we'll find your car

:whistle:

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