Vorsprung Durch Technik!

Bob had worked for Audi for many years and had been married for almost as long. He and his wife had stopped having sex many years ago as it just wasn't the same any more, there was just no spark so Bob went to his doctor for advice.
His doctor asked if his job at Audi was going well and bob said yes, no stresses there it was pretty relaxed, so bob's doctor told him the next time he was in work to get 4 coil springs off one of the cars and take them home.
Attach 1 coil spring to each of the wife's knees and 1 to each hand and then have her kneel down on all fours balanced on the coil springs, then, while from behind ask her to quack like a duck.
Bob did exactly this and the sex was incredible, they were at it day and night and even during bob's lunch hour he went home for more.
He went back to his doctor after 2 weeks to report back and he asked his doctor where he got this idea from, it was brilliant. Bob's doctor told him it came from a German specialist in the field, and he calls it..........
.....wait for it........


....The "Fourspung Duck Tecchnique"

Taxi! :laugh:

:laugh: just off to measure what spring sizes I need,
better watch out for the death wobble though :blink: