A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the
world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all
the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down..
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly
laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn 365, 'Shall We Gather at
the River.'
- life is too short not to smile !!
If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river !
In my mature years, I’m finally beginning to understand the Bible!
For those who haven’t heard, the State of Washington just passed two laws:
• Same-s*x Marriage • Legalized Marijuana
The fact that same-s*x marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same
day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13says:
“If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”
