quickies

How does a blind sky diver know he is about to land?

The dog lead goes slack

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some folk are like slinkies....... no real use but bring a smile to your face when pushed down stairs.

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If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company
someday.

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The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having s*x with me because she can't afford batteries!

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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

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There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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Halford wrote: How does a blind sky diver know he is about to land?

The dog lead goes slack

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