Jimny Speeding Terrorist

well then, after driving and riding some pretty powerful machines over the last 35 years, I've just got my first speeding ticket .......... and it's in a Jimny that's pretty ironic apparently I was photographed doing 35 mph in a 30 mph.

Suppose I should be pleased that the notice wasn't for going through a red light ......... as I remember making a split second decision not to try out my ABS and have some chav rear end me, as the lights changed

I won't let the b*st**ds get me down that's the wife's job

adios ......... the Jimny Speeding Terrorist

Naughty boy Halford, naughty boy. Basket!!!

didn't think of that, should have said the dog was driving
........ and I don't mean the wife

Guess the moral of the story is .... slam on the anchors, clench your teeth and take one up the A$$$

ooo took it on the chin ,

good one
any idea's how much the fines are ?
guessing it's a 3 point job

Halford wrote: good one
any idea's how much the fines are ?
guessing it's a 3 point job

3 points and £60 fine.

Oooh, I do hope I'm offered "re-training"
.... I promise to nod affirmatively at the appropriate and correct time
..... and to learn through my past transgressions
....... and it's only going to cost me an extra £35
......... that''s only 1 more bottle for the shareholders meeting
.......... best stop now while I'm sincere and remorseful, I must ignore the voices

Nod, or bark and wag your tail?

I have chosen to be reprogrammed, so that I may re-enter society as a worthwhile and conforming member of the collective.

I opted for a speed awareness course for £84 and no points

as opposed to a fixed £60 fine and 3 points

that was an expensive 5 mph

quite looking forward to the course as since I've had the Jimny I've forgotten what speed is,
hopefully the course can enlighten me